Gee, that’s a lot of homework.

Gibt’s auch.

Weiß nicht. Aber auf jeden Fall mehr als ein Espresso-Kännchen.

Kostet nicht die Welt

That’s actually a pretty genius product idea.

In this case it’s definitely both.

Obviously all the prayers by the good Christians have protected him.

That sounds like a solid strategy to me.

How it would have gone for me:

“You need to install this Windows software for the assessment.”

“I don’t have Windows.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Bye bye.”

Philosophy classes from now on will be limited to studying the Bible, “Mein Kampf” and “The Art of the Deal”.

Alright. We were having group sex with your mom.

What kind of liberal nonsense is that?

Nonsense! We were having sex at the time!

It’s always projection with these people.

Plus, the bullshiter has absolutely no interest in actually solving the problem.

In Germany it sometimes took more than half a century. And a lot of them got away, of course.

Yeah, those guys are fucking amateurs. Just ask the Czechs or the Hungarians.

Seriously. This shit’s been getting out of hand lately.

Back in the eighties I fully expected the bombs to drop any day and we got pretty close a couple of times. Then came a period of relative calm where you could allow yourself to think, that maybe things might start to get better. Then came Dubya. And here we are.

This template really needs to die.

Edit: this was meant for the Crowder template. Calvin is cool.