The fucking Bean lol. Nobody here takes that stupid thing seriously. If you want good art go find the Picasso.

Fucking England…

I did, I just missed it.

I wish I didn’t know what words are.

I got my fiance a heated blanket. It’s got button controls and cost $40. Anyone who buys one with AI can’t be just stupid; they’ve gotta have actually have brain damage or something.

Dude I’m disabled and can barely afford food, I didn’t benefit from shit.

I will pay money to watch him make that jump.

It won’t go anywhere, but at least somebody’s trying something.

Thousands of years of human history but yours is the only true religion? I’d be amused if I wasn’t so disgusted.

Probably depends on how wet/sticky the food is. If it’s dry then blow on it, it’s fine. Otherwise it’s probably gross and now I need to clean the rug.

I can’t find the fucking lamp! Is it even lit?

There’s a few people who’d be sad if I liked myself. That’s about it, really. Well that and the 7 medications and regular therapy.

That looks like prime mosquito breeding pool territory.

You’ve gotta replace “school” with “work.” They’re basically the same thing anyway - prison - but at least you won’t feel silly.

Can somebody help me? I’m trying to come up with a Tetris joke but I keep filling the screen with trash.

Smudge should come after Blur, damnit!

It’s hard to actually understand the lyrics of death metal, but the vibe’s been holding strong for decades.

Great use of an unnecessary comma - twice!

Traditional. I mean when was the last time you even saw an armed sloop, much less a galleon?