Omg he’s so big now! I remember when he was a lil guy!

I do find them funny, can I still get killed and eaten?

looks at username

mommy longarms

Checks out

Nice house. Would look good with a few eggs thrown at it, at the very least

It’s just a flesh wound

Oogway: “there is only news, there is no good or bad”

Shifu: “Tylung has escaped!”

Oogway: “that is bad news!”

I didnt see it in the article, so I looked it up: it’ll be positioned at the L2 Lagrange point

*weak

This is so sad, can we get 50 engagement?

IDK - Inspecting Delightful Knockers

Transmasc? No, you misheard me. I’m transmech

Doctor, we need 50cc’s of kisses, stat!

I’m just here for the Blender liquid sim tutorial

I saw a “you wouldn’t cis your gender” bumper sticker last week and it made my drive home just a little more enjoyable

20 years ago, normal people avoided technology and techies would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could.

Now, normal people buy smart toasters & coffee mugs while every techie I know is on the verge of retreating to the forest

How am i supposed to drive without my drivers juice??

Need someone to do this to me

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let the ants build a nest in your floorboards

Then you should run slightly slower than me so I can catch you

Monster Hunter World. Assuming I have the physical abilities of a hunter, I’d do alright. If not, then I’m fucked