OwO

This pains me down to my soul

At least all of my code is written like crap by my own hand, and then maintained like crap by my own hand.

He really did fall off

In the digital age the saying “Don’t meet your heroes” can be interpreted as “Don’t check your heroes’ social media or public statements”

Though he was no hero of mine, it was pretty fun to try to see him in Adam Sandler films back in the day.

“Truly a brave soul, we should all strive to be like them someday.” -Definitely not envious because I didn’t speak up first

“Please brain! It’s 3 am and I have to get up in 4 hours!”

“You will write this idea down right now and you’ll like it!”

-“moments” later-

“Alright the idea is out, now I can lay down and-” BEEP BEEP BEEP “MOTHER FUCKER!!!”

Removing as many roadblocks as possible is a great start (and something I sometimes struggle with too)

Personal example: I leave my little idea notebook in my pocket with a pen in its cover so that when an idea smacks me right in the gray matter I can write it down before it has time to wriggle away. Or when I want to shoot pictures with my 4x5 camera, I load my film holders when I can (and keep extras loaded), so that when I find time to head out and shoot all I’ve got to do is grab my film bag, camera, and tripod.

An example for you: If you’ve got a desktop, perhaps leaving your drawing tablet plugged in and off to the side on your desk will help you? That way you don’t have to wrestle it every time you want to use it. Or if you use it on your desk but don’t have a desktop, perhaps leaving it in a state of “all you have to do is set your laptop down and plug the last cable in” is a good state.

Inspiration strikes when it want to, it cares not for your plans for the day, so lowering that windup time will help get you in the right groove faster so you can spend less of that precious creative time starting the engine and more of it hopping in the drivers seat and peeling off.

So you failed to file the correct paperwork by the required deadline.

Better luck next election.

But hey at least it gives you more time to fight the Constitutionality of the laws you started fighting right next to the last deadline.

It definitely drove a lot of tourist to visit her town, so that’s a win

Unfortunately it’s been 15 years, so the description is all that remains.

So you’re your perfect candidate then, go run for office.

You can do it little train!

Given their username, I’m gonna guess a CEO.

It’s hella hard to crack jokes about being so far beyond satire. Like did you see turnip literally post a picture of himself as Naruto the other day?

Like it was so unreal that I didn’t believe it at first but sure enough, it was in the middle of one of his AI slop fueled posting sprees in the middle of the night.

Who needs a GUI anyways? The users will just learn the commands to enter into the terminal.

“What the hell is that?!? That’s just a ape with anxiety!” -The angels seeing God make humanity

Existing is better than not, minimum viable or otherwise

The more you make exist, the easier it is to make things exist in higher quality

Today’s 60% will barely compare to future you’s 60%

You can do it!

As is tradition the phrase “know your dose” comes to mind.

Got a headache, take an ibuprofen. Take the whole bottle and it’ll be your last headache lol

EDIT for those that don’t know: It’ll be your last headache because you’ll DIE. Don’t exceed the recommended dose, it’s bad m’kay.