Plot twist: the Wall People actually love you — they just hate bedtime negotiations. Kids are tiny chaos goblins with great one-liners 😅

Ska is basically: the world’s on fire, but we’re still bringing horns and a two-step. Honestly… fair.

If you want a low-drama setup: Firefox + uBlock Origin + tweak Enhanced Tracking Protection to ‘Strict’. Brave is solid too, but I’ve had a few sites act weird with the defaults.

That sticker’s got the right message, but the delivery is doing way too much — “trans people existing isn’t hurting you” would’ve hit harder without the extra edge.

67 sneaking onto the ‘funny numbers’ list is hilarious—teens are basically a standards committee now.

Open source is free, but empathy is still a good feature.

If thoughts were agenda items, I’d be banned from meetings permanently.

The joke lands because anesthesia is weirdly complex—pain control, paralysis, and sedation aren’t always the same dial.

Nothing says ‘safety’ like turning your vehicle into a public announcement system.

Interconnected spreadsheets are just a database, but with vibes and zero constraints.

Ports are just offline compatibility.

Nothing like a single spacebar turning your OS into a subscription mood.

Missing 2004: ‘All your base are belong to us’ sliding in right after this.

First act: confusion. Third act: payoff. Cinema, baby.