I like to go in there and eat some eggs baked in a nice tomato stew, a sharkshower shakshuka

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To answer the latter half of your question, no, people will not think you’re cool for doing this. Some will be majorly put off by it. Some miiight not be entirely too cringed out by it, but they still won’t think you’re cool just cuz of this. Your best bet is to be yourself and find the people who think that’s cool, whether that includes talking oldtimey or not.

How old oldtimey are we talking btw? Just out of curiosity lol

But my mixtape hadn’t even dropped then

Who is them?

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What does it mean “we discovered by coincidence from someone we needed 30k”? And who deposited the $32k? I’m confused by the story but certainly agree God may be found anywhere.

Yeah that’s $150k+ right there in a lot of states. These aren’t just hippies skipping rent.

What was the conflict–he didn’t want to evict squatters? Or he didn’t know what to do once he found the stash?

As a fellow itchy person, of course! Happy to help!

This is going to sound unhelpful, but the trick is just don’t itch. You have to rewire the part of your brain saying that scratching is how you make it itch less, and convince yourself that it’s the opposite–noticing the itch and not touching it is how you’ll make it go away. It’s a bit like getting into an ice cold pool, feeling all your muscles tense up and your breathing gets tight, and telling yourself that staying in is how you’ll get used to it. Fake it til you make it, then your brain will start to believe you.

No, you’re right, and your husband is romanticizing the countryside. You’d be significantly better off looking in places like Virginia, where you can find ranch properties and feel like you’re well out into the country while still being ~30 minutes from a Richmond-sized city.

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What does “if he wanted to be would” mean here? Would what?

Get high quality Thai curry pastes and you’re 95% of the way to a delicious quick and easy meal. Heat it up with some coconut milk and add any veggies you can manage.

Tteokbokki can be similar. Gochujang, veggie stock, sugar, gochugaru, rice cakes, mix and heat.

Lots of Asian staple dishes are built around a super satisfying and flavorful sauce, which means you can add whatever you want to them and still have a tasty meal ready quickly.

So stock up on flavors/bases you like, and then think about what inoffensive veg/carb/protein you could add.

You’ve got many restrictions around what you’ll eat. That means it will be harder work to find staples. The alternative is to die, so put in the work, and you’ll be rewarded!

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