hope

WaWa gave me a free sample of a slice of pickle ranch pizza. I came back hours later and bought a whole box and they were like, “we got you, huh?”

Hey I wasn’t unable to finish my thesis, I hadn’t even really started!

I was very happy to learn that some grocery stores and big box stores sell them (at least in the US)! I was on a trip to Salem, OR and was having a miserable time reverting to toilet paper until I grabbed one of those travel bidets at Lowe’s.

You’re telling me this snake is eating a person questioning their gender? Wtf why are they taking photos instead of helping?

What does the wizard mean you people 🤔

Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.

I really thought this was an elaborate Saddam hiding meme

Idk, seems true to me. My phone died during a Twenty One Pilots concert at TD Garden during the part where we’re supposed to shine our phone lights and I was forced to stay an extra half-hour.