Who’s he suing because of those ankles?

Wash that down with some freshly squeezed Agent Orange Juice and now you’re talking.

One illness and it’s all gone. House, kit and kaboodle.

Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.

Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.

More or less?

All of this news gives me more respect for Waymo. Which sucks.

He “placed” uranium in that mind box

Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.

You’re welcome, bucko.

What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

The party pooping SOB is looking for a one way ticket to El Salvador. Right away.

The dude with the bitch ass cello in front is gonna have some PTSD with LOW vibration in his nape.