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Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Someone’s getting firedEnglish
1·7 days agoCome on, it’s just and ad for all nearby fighter jets pilots doing a dead loop maneuver.
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US police fear covert recording with Meta glassesEnglish
6·7 days agoAh yes, recording is OK only for them, not for you. Got it.
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump promises every US adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterm electionsEnglish
13·7 days agoAnd today, kids, we will learn how inflation works…
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Coca-Cola Mindsticker ad (1969) I'm not sure what they're going for in this one.English
1·17 days agoThe option of just sticking to sugarless tea, lemonade or maybe water, is a forbidden thought!
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Chesterfield cigarettes ad (1962)English
1·17 days agoWell, they really want me to sucks on those things, eh?
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•The most important health mechanism ever produced (1885)English
1·17 days agoThat seat better be real sturdy and not prone to cracking. Who enjoys metal springs and screws up their well-exercised bottom part large muscle?
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Funeral Car (mid/late 1800s or really early 1900s?)English
1·17 days agoWhy we so busy? Maybe because your city’s sanitation system is non-functional? Thanks, cholera for high demand!
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Remington ad (1968)English
1·17 days agoRun! Gun! Fun!
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Bongo Jeans Co, 1989English
1·17 days agoIs that ocean in motion? Probably.
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Mortal Kombat ad, 1992English
1·17 days agoGot any cash, lil’punk? Sure send your kiddos to that poorly lit loud stained floor arcade with a gazillion of quarters! True kombat awaits!
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•7-Up has the youngest customers (1950s) (plus several similar hoax ads)English
1·17 days agoGotta start you sugar addiction young!
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Better than whiskey for the flu. (1928)English
1·17 days ago-Hey, what’s that bottle of whisky about? Are we celebrating something? -Err, honey, the cold, you see, it just got worse, gotta medicate myself, coof-coof-coof-coof, yeah, just medicine, gotta care about my health.
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Grow big and strong with corn syrup (1952, + bonus 1917 wartime ad)English
1·17 days agoOk im going to talk about its nutrition aspects. Its by no means healthy but I think many people don’t realize the difference between glucose which this is and fructose which is the high fructose corn syrup which is basically processed to make half the glucose in fructose. Latly sucrose which is sugar as most people know is a molecule made up of 1 fructose and one glucose. So high fructose corn syrup mimics sugar. Fructose is sweeter but its processed by the liver and like all things processed by the liver is hard on it if ingested in excess. Glucose definately causes insulin spiking as its the sugare you cells directly metabolize. In the hospital when they need to give you calories they give you a glucose drip. So fructose does not spike insulin but thats kinda worse because insulin is part of a system to regulate you energy levels. Fructose is kinda outside of it so will pump into your systems regardless of how well your doing. So overall, to me, fructose is worse. Glucose is not necessarily bad of itself but is not meant to be in the exessive quantities that you can only get when you have a syrup like this.
It’s much simpler than that. Nutritious - has calories in it. In after war time, fat+sugar was seen as good, compared to low quality ‘sawdust’ bread and ‘grass’ burgers, saccharin tablets instead of sugar, dubious ‘margarine’ instead of butter, etc, during war time. In my culinary book, I see whole pages praising how wonderful is fatty broth as opposed to bone stock, etc, etc, etc. Once the time of abundance has come, we no longer at risk of malnutrition, anaemia, etc, but poor people are more likely to be obese, the mental model changed.
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•It just doesn't seem like a very good idea. (1969)English
1·17 days agoBefore the blow-job there is always a blow-smoke!
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Perpetual health! Pay no attention to the mandibular necrosis. (1910s-20s)English
2·17 days agoYour beauty and health will be literally radiating from you!
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•The namesake of quackery. Snake oil. (1893)English
1·17 days agoHuh? Why would you want to lubricate a snake?
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Sea B's Ad (1957)English
3·17 days agoWhen I grow up, I wanna ditch that bee costume, and be… well, maybe just be a grown-up.
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Griffin Microsheen ad (1957)English
1·17 days agoAh yes, she’ll polish that shoe with this nimble palms and cool back-and-forth motion, thwoop-thwoop-thwoop…
Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.worksto
Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Chesterfield ad (1921)English
1·17 days agoA bit too happy, makes you wonder what’s rolled into that thingy?
This is so gross, it’s just on the level of Not the Onion material. How fucking greedy can you fucking be?