I’m just imagining a world where YouTube is so shit and pays so poorly that most content creators move to pornhub, and it becomes a respectable place to go to learn stuff and watch video essays, more than porn
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Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•China executes billion-dollar banker — former Huarong boss Bai Tianhui took bribes so massive they 'shocked the state'
31·9 days agoWhile I do think the rich need much more consistent and aggressive punishments for their crimes… I am still not a fan of the state killing people. Especially when they themselves are often corrupt.
What’s to say they just want to do something like this to insert their nephew as new head of said bank etc?
Well I could care less if can’t do that
There is context, but the kids parroting it don’t know our understand it.
Basically it’s part of a line from a philly rap song that someone misinterpreted, said it in a funny way, went viral, and now everyone is copying the viral vid/kid.
That doesn’t make sense. If that was the only reason, it would be easier and safer to just get people to take their liquid, in its container, out of the bag at scanning time
Man… I can’t beleive how many people tried to gaslight everyone into thinking he was just “sending his heart out”
Somehow he got off easy lighter than he should have for such a blatant nazi salute
Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number
2·12 days agoMale version Granny panties vs nickers.
Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•'Twerking' police officer sacked for groping colleagues at party
2·14 days agoOnly if they’re female. If a male cop did it he’d get promoted
Kiwi = bird Kiwi = nickname for humans from kiwi land Kiwi fruit = Chinese gooseberry (that actually has very little to do with kiwis other than marketing)
Also, I’m allergic to kiwi fruit so… Big nope from me
Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•The Future of Advertising Is AI Generated Ads That Are Directly Personalized to You
7·21 days agoI’m going to block them even harder
Has anyone really tested what happens if you get bit by a mummy though? I feel like they always just do magic and outright kill people. Maybe they DO turn you into a mummy
Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•93 murders in London (pop: ~9million) in 12 months. London's murder rate is now at the lowest level for decades
11·21 days agoCan’t afford fancy knives anymore, the home made ones just aren’t that good for the stabbing.
I assume p is for “parentheses”, because where I grew up it was BEDMAS, for brackets.
Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"
3·28 days agoI remember studying this (the illness, not the show) in psychology. Something like wernickes aphasisa? Or maybe brochas aphasisa?
Your brain fails to process like the left half of what it’s seeing, so they draw clocks only showing the left half with so the numbers there.
He basically disappeared because there was video of him abusing his wife who then divorced him. He is obviously a piece of shit from all of his “work”, but in case anyone thought it was all an act for the grift… He’s also a piece of shit irl.
I guess adding lead to it would change it.
You just successfully described 95% of modern office jobs
Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
21·1 month agoI think it’s a case of them thinking what the title says, but knowing it makes them look shitty, so trying to couch it in a way that makes it open to interpretation, or at the very least gives them plausible deniability.
Like a lot of right wing commentators/popular people. Talk bullshit around the point everyone knows you’re making, so when people call you out on it you can go “I specifically say that, so that’s not true, and you’re actually the ass hole for acusing me of it”
Karjalan@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
12·1 month agoDad seems like a real G. Stood up for his daughter, and showed empathy and understanding towards the kid instead of a lust for vengeance



Hmmm “submissive what ever you want” does have a nice ring to it.