It would probably try to poison us humans by, oh I don’t know…poisoning an entire seasons worth of crops. You know, like a famine. Except it would have to be a plant that an entire country relies on. Something like…the potato harvest in Ireland.

And if that fails, mabe a few dozen decades later, you release a pandemic with no cure. Hopefully the humans won’t develop a vaccine or anything.

My childhood was spent raising my dad. Who despite being in his 30s, acted like an infant.

He always wanted his bottle (booze).

He had to be made sure he went to bed on time, or he’d be cranky.

Needed to be meal prepped.

I’m just glad he didn’t need a diaper.

As someone who works with people who show up to work high and drunk, I assure you, we know.

I mean…life was better before trump, but, I’m 42 and can’t say life has ever been “good”.

Like, I have no first hand experience with what happyness feels like.

Actually, recent trends have shown a dramatic decrease in birth. This is why in the last 10 years republicans are trying to break roe v wade. They want more future workers to exploit.

Amen. Praise be to our savior, Sir Mix-a-lot.

Yeah, ok…but only eliminates SOME of the other industries.

For example, you wouldn’t think ad sales as a sexually abusive industry. Yet I have it on good authority that google had spez get down on his knees and take cock after cock after cock cumming in his mouth, on his face, in his eyes. And as much as he was gagging, they just kept going. Cum everywhere. Bukake ritual to seal the deal on their AI agreement.

Then angry german women in leather came in with massive strapons the size of a forearm. Ramming every inch into him. As he cried and cried, while she smacked his balls with a ping pong paddle.

What? I thought you guys always said fuck spez?

And cumming…and cumming…and cumming…

Maybe I’m stupid, but, I don’t see system requirements. I see it’s linux compatible. I have a retroid flip 2, the snapdragon 865 version, with rocknix. So it’s running native linux. Think that could handle your game? I think it has 8gb of ram.

It took your reaction for me to get the joke.

…the sad joke.

Maybe he’s just explaining the core concept of how a joke works. Subvert expectations, then hit em with a twist.

He’s probably jotting my words down. This is all new info to him!

THIS GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!

Ah yes. Blast the demons from hell as your thermostat raises your house’s tempature to make it hot as hell in your home.

That’s called immersion.

Did you see how the ceremony went? Trump just grabbed the award like he was the grinch stealing a present. Then he put the thing on his own neck, and stood there like a dork.

“Look at me! I’m the bestest president ever!”

No. You’re a dork, who just created the first ever FIFA whatever award, because you DIDN’T actually win the peace prize anyone actually gives a damn about. You didn’t win the real one because you don’t know what PEACE means. Peace isn’t ramping up agencies who’s sole job is to kidnap people off the street. You’ve done nothing to promote peace in our times. You’re not deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize. So now you’re standing there like a dork.

Everybody laugh at Trump! Look how embarrassing he looks!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Alright, alright. We’ve had our fun, but I do feel the need to appologize.

…The Grinch is actually a pretty solid guy. He gets undeserved hate. An entire town belittles him, and bullys him for being different. Fuck that town! Stand with Grinch!

What? You thought I was going to appologize to Trump? Fuck off! Fuck Trump!

The fuck??? Why would home depot discoursge this??? Get a bunch of day laborers outside, who aren’t affiliated with your company, and it’s only GOOD news for your profits.

Consider this. A new home owner wants to refurbish their kitchen. So the guy goes down to home depot to get some materials. But he also knows there’s some day laborers outside.

So now he’s bought the materials from you, hired the labor from guys hanging around outside your store, and no matter what happens next, you made a sale because you’re known for having day laborers outside.

Plus, even if they do a shitty job, the home owner has no recoarse against you. He can’t sue YOU for shoddy worksmanship. You never hired these guys. All you did was sell the materials, and the materials are fine. It’s the installation that was subpar.

And plus, it’s not like home depot sells a seperate service of installation anyways. So they don’t lose money, they gain sales, and have no legal obligation, and benefit from having an installation team that you don’t pay, and aren’t legally responsible for in any way.

Yeah! His wife should totally hook up with a mom who wants to fuck!

Did you just reply to yourself? And he’s the hot mess???

That’s just a common misconception amongst raccoons.

He was actually, translated to english, saying “No no…no no no…no no no no…” upon seeing what was happening in Auschwitz.

…wouldn’t that be Gods middle name? Jesus was the son.

Didn’t the nazis not only use it, but also invent it?

I’ve always wondered what the H stood for.

Homeboy?

HillthatIdieon?

Hank?