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  • Luccus@feddit.orgtoich_iel@feddit.orgich!!!iel
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    15 days ago

    Weder Bokeh noch eine hübsche Farbpalette sind Garant für ein KI-Bild.

    Ich hatte so ein Kommentar auch neulich unter einem Scheißepfosten von mir. Und obwohl es ein Scheißepfosten(!) war hat’s mich minimal traurig gemacht, dass so ein Kommentar kam. Vorallem, weil ich beim fotografieren die Kamera vor leisem glucksen kaum still gehalten bekommen hab.





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    19 days ago

    *an AI describes part of a scene in a movie, badly.

    And the title is something like “HE USES SUPERPOWERS TO SAVE HIS FRIEND #MOVIE #FILM #CINEMA #SHORTS”. Also, the name of the channel is any two word combination of: movie, cinema, star, summary, domain or reels. And each upload is either 15 to 25 minutes or a short and the channel uploads something every day.


  • Once a user came into our office on the verge of tears. Her notebook wouldn’t boot and she thought that meant her thesis was lost.

    Didn’t make a backup either.

    But luckily it was the mainboard that quit and not the SSD. So we were able to decrypt it and get her up and running again. After we told her to make a backup next time, she was so happy that she wanted to give us money. We refused.

    Come next day, she stormed in, without saying a word. Just threw a pile of candy and a handful of soft drinks on our table and ran off before we could do anything about it.

    Fuck you, boss. That’s our candy now.



  • It must be some sort of hobby. Especially with the Elitebook series.

    The G1 had a bad charging curve and tended to produce spicy pillows. HP fixed it with a firmware update, and since the G2 had mostly the same design, they were fine.

    Then the G3 came out, again with an incorrect charging curve. HP fixed the problem. The G4 were fine.

    G5? Bad charging curve… wanna guess if the G6 was affected?