I didn’t make this. I stole it fair and square, like all of my other memes.

No he’s not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(politician)

This is why I only get games on giveaway nowadays

Well, has your coach ever trained any pro athletes, or do they always seem to be unable to make it there?

Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.

Well, of course not

Do you have a specific, documented case? Just find me the most recent one. I’ll wait.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Have you ever heard of anyone going to jail or being murdered for depicting Jesus in an unfavorable manner?

There’s your answer.

I’m sorry I said a bad word 😢

How about “you’re racist”? That’ll negate anything and everything I could possibly say in my defense.

Ah yes, “I don’t care who pays for my benefits or how much they suffer, they’re probably racist dickheads anyways”.

Very compassionate indeed.

I am not. I’m just guessing that based on inflation, it would be at least ten dollars today.

I guess you hate poor people

Please consider that this tweet is five years old.

No beans or corn? This is useless.

The joke is that it is a hard shell taco

I rizzed so hard, and gyatt so far
But in the end, Skibidi Ohio

Narcissism 101

The hustle: