Hello, fellow programmers, how goes the agile today? Amiright?
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Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•Grok 4 seems to consult Elon Musk to answer controversial questionsEnglish33·1 day agoForcing an automative tool to consult Elon Musk before proceeding seems like the most Elon Musk thing that Elon Musk has ever done.
Once had a QC method that did this where you had to weigh into a VF, and then weigh the 100g of water… because the difference between 100mL and 100g is apparently a big deal.
Orville Wright (of the Wright brothers) also only died 21 year prior and was able to fly on a jet before his death.
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•I Signed Up for Trump Mobile So You Don't Have ToEnglish4·4 days agoLiberals gotta keep up, Trump World moving on fast.
I bet you liberals still measure cameras in magapixels. (/s)
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•I Signed Up for Trump Mobile So You Don't Have ToEnglish6·4 days agoThe camera is actually 16gb now
When your concentration changes from v/v to w/v
“Huh, I wonder why the refrigerator is beeping. Someone else must have opened the door before I started my refrigerator Netflix binge”
You thought the eppendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases…
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•How AI can help you navigate layoffs, according to one executive producer at XboxEnglish8·6 days agoPerhaps he could go first, let us know how it goes
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•Meta’s “AI superintelligence” effort sounds just like its failed “metaverse”English5·8 days agoIf you don’t consider AI to be a continuation of it, sure
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•Fairphone 6 Teardown: Proof Phones Don’t Have to Be DisposableEnglish6·8 days agoHow long until Fairphone and Framework merge?
Gotta use a finer pipette or burette!
(Though ruining a titration also feels bad…)
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•Europeans to miss certain iOS 26 features due to strict EU regulationsEnglish9·10 days agoIf Apple doesn’t stop this “EU is making us remove features” nonsense soon…
Ah but that’s exactly the point. Get you pissed so you ask the government to remove those regulations.
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Science Memes@mander.xyz•The Holotypic Occlupanid Research GroupEnglish3·10 days agoMy hypothesis is that stomatocardia is actually an offshoot species of toxodenta (though we’d have to do some molecular plastiology research to determine its not the opposite way)
I thought science memes were funny, not soul crushing 🤕
I’ve definitely packed a box like this, but I’ve never packed boxes like this 😳
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•Senate GOP budget bill has little-noticed provision that could hurt your Wi-FiEnglish2·11 days agoExactly.
Midnitte@beehaw.orgto Technology@beehaw.org•Senate GOP budget bill has little-noticed provision that could hurt your Wi-FiEnglish16·12 days agoThis would never work - there’s already WiFi 6 (or newer) equipment deployed.
You somehow expect both Grandma and Samsung and Comcast to disable their 6Ghz wifi? AND you expect the military to give up their spectra and what… buy all new equipment that doesn’t exist?
Ted Cruz is a fucking moron.
Crazy that not only does he not know how programming works, the owner of Twitter doesn’t even know how Twitter works.