“blue vs green bubble” drama is a thing

Ha ha ha in one single country full of narcissistic idiots

😂

I promise it’s not a thing, mate

Currently on the third book of J. D. Kirk’s Bob Hoon series

I’ve never laughed so much at an audiobook in my life.

Imagine if you took something like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and made it really Scottish, extra violent and incredibly sweary. That’s Bob Hoon

Female villain - “I’d ask you to join our operation, Mr Hoon, but I know exactly what you’d say”

Hoon - “I’d tell you to shove it up your fish-hole, you badly-aimed batch of ejaculate”

Female villain - “Well ok, I didn’t know exactly what you’d say…”

Have they tried not making the cashiers stand there the entire shift? Was gobsmacked when I saw that in supermarkets; like some sort of childish power-move to not let them sit

Try that in Europe, you’d end up in court lol

I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States

REALLY fancy place

Steak and fries

🤨

“In case they want round three, so we can waltz in years late and claim victory, then spend decades destabilising the planet for profit oooooeeeeeee”

MacDuff’s mum will be fuckin ragin when she hears

I actually look after them for idiots that install them for rentals.

No1 - Use bromine because it smells less than chlorine

No2 use multi bromine as it has anti algae and anti foam in it

No3 keep the pH correct, about 7.2 to 7.4, same as pool

No4 clean the filter every week

No5 kids love hot tubs, hot tubs HATE kids

No6 FUCKIN SHOWER BEFORE YOU USE IT YOU DAFT CUNT NO WONDER IT TURNED INTO FUCKING SOUP FUCK ME

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You’d stop milking a cow after ten years

Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.

If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular

Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips

Nothing to add, just thought a cock n balls would improve it, seeing as he was a pedo

That must be a wig right?

Can we really call a business nonprofit if they pay their CEO 5.7 million a year? Over 10% of operating costs going to one employee? That’s fucking insane

Edit - incorrect information

Famous

You keep using zis word. I do not sink it means what you sink it means

If you want to be taken seriously about child abuse, have you tried not having thumbnails that look like a ten-year-old made them 😂

Wow this was one of the first memes I ever saw back in about 2002 or something!

You don’t have to cos we’ll all be dead

Who TF just leaves a printer on the street and just expects someone else to get rid of it for them?!