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Cake day: August 25th, 2025

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  • No, I am the guy that just a few weeks ago got told that he can’t open the window of the joint staircases anymore to let out the stale summer heat, because then the pigeons would fly in.
    I am the guy that can’t use the easternmost quarter of his balcony any more because it is constantly covered under shit from the pigeon-meeting-place above.
    I am the guy whose car is covered in off-colour smudges because the pidgeon-piss from the tree above has corroded the paint.

    I am pretty sure that most of the people here that like pidgeons would think completely different when they had to live with them in close quarters and have their quality of live noticeably reduced.

    Other birds are great, though! We have sparrows, tits, blackbirds, dozens of other types. All great!
    Occasionally a pair of crows is visiting. Those are impressive birds! Intelligent as fuck, don’t give a shit but stay out of your way if you don’t want to interact. And, double Bingo: the pigeons don’t like them!





  • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.detoMemes@sopuli.xyzbirb
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    Well, more metaphorically and limited to densely populated areas. I mean, rural pigeons are great!
    But their city dwelling cousins are mostly poor beasts, malnutritioned, disease plaqued, often invalid: half blind, missing leg, barely enough feathers to fly even short distances.
    On top of that a public health issue. So the rat comparison mostly holds, I am afraid…

    And if we are talking about other birds than pigeons - totally different topic!







  • If we allow for scientific names, the winner would probably be “Aa”, the name of a type of plant.
    But I personally would not count them, as not part of everyday language.
    I asked an AI if it could come up with other suggestions. It burned up 5000 tokens while thinking and successfully found “Alabama”.
    So I think banana lost its first place in any case…





  • Ja, aber das ist halt nur der übliche Zickenterror, gab es schon immer.

    In der Vergangenheit hätte sich die Gute grollend in den abgeschlossenen Bar-Bereich des Weinzeltes verzogen, da ein paar Frust-Cocktails gekippt und übel über die “Ungerechtigkeit” ausgelassen und am nächsten Tag wäre wieder gut gewesen.

    Inzwischen gibt es da immer die Versuchung, über Social-Media ein Fass in der Öffentlichkeit aufzumachen, und wenn man dann (absichtlich oder aus Naivität) die richtigen Hebel zieht, um den Mob aus hass-erfüllten Arschlöchern zu aktivieren…