Tommy Tubs couldn’t name his family dog.

There are smarter goldfish in anaerobic ponds than Tommy Tuberville.

Maybe not a sword, but shields can have spikes and sharp edges. Even as a blunt instrument a shield is a weapon not just a defense.

I had the xp105 and I figured out the nozzle at the end was removable in case it got clogged. I just left it off because instead of a small narrow stream that went far, I could drench someone with a shotgun like blast that shot about 8 ft. It emptied so fast but was worth it when I got close to someone.

We aren’t killing the host. The host will go on, we’re just destroying the growth medium for ourselves and other creatures.

Something will go one even after we manage to wipe ourselves out.

When you teach a kid how to clean themselves in the bath you teach them how to clean each body part with no shame. How hard is that to manage.

Also Singapore noodles are delicious, they may just call them noodles there which could be confusing.

How many arrests before their partner is murdered?

Will he use his work gun if his own firearms have been taken away or beat her to death?

Down in Delta BC there is a garbage dump that is very popular amongst the eagles. You are probably just as likely to see eagles there as crows and seagulls.

Every 3 ft square box that you shoved a bunch of 3.25 ft long irregularly shaped items into then closed the flaps on is a rhombus.

My unpaid interns keep burning out from starvation and overwork. I wonder if we can do the same to cancer cells?

Just hope cancer doesn’t discover Onlyfans or it will be able to survive grad school.

I still remember the local ads. We still had to watch ads on live tv. Just a few shows that were recorded got to be ad free.

The Captain made “famous” ads back in the 90s. https://youtu.be/-vEXqG54hCw

My mom watched Coronation Street. She wasn’t home when it was on because she had a job like so many other people.

We got this VCR that would record the show then erase the commercials because networks couldn’t resist playing ads louder so it would detects the volume increase and tag those as ad starts and finishes. When you went back to watch the show the ads would fast forward.

If you made a true story about MLK Jr, you would include things that don’t make him look good like the affairs and prostitutes but more importantly it would show more about the COINTELPRO that the govt was operating to take down the civil rights movement and socialist movements in America.

The letters written to him by the FBI encouraging him to kill himself with info about his moral failings.

The similarities between how the establishment attacked MLK Jr privately and how they attack anybody with barely socialist policies overtly nowadays is not at all shocking.

Space force isn’t about stars it is about the space between the stars, and also about being a boondoggle distraction for this queen who loves the pomp and circumstance of a military force dressed like the SS. It gets his underwhelming chubby just hard enough for Natalie to service it.

JD Vance gets asked about the widows case and he responds to the journalist “send me her contact info so I can discuss it with her” as if he isn’t the second most powerful person in his country and already has full access to all of the info but doesn’t care. If they have to start paying out benefits to dead soldiers it might become more clear how many service members have actually died.

There are likely more fatalities of American soldiers but they are hiding them behind mission secrecy.

They each held a cheque for a few hundred thousand but he is self made because he had to deposit them himself before he had an assistant but after he started losing his hair.

I think I got so used to it that I didn’t even notice it. Once I moved away my parents sold the house and I’ve only passed by twice in the 25 years since they moved.

Now there is probably 50 townhouses on my parents old acre and the neighbours few acres has 100 townhouses with no idea why their yards stink when it rains.

Sealing them in doesn’t make them suffer, they signed up for a safe place to ride out the storm they caused. This is just making sure they keep really safe, so safe that they can’t make the world unsafe for the rest of us again.

A golden turd on a tin plate is as close as I’d be willing to put up in his memory.