I feel like shit rolled in glitter

I’m 56, I can wobble though a sub 2 hour half marathon. You’re spot on about money. We have no kids, and own our house now. So can afford to have time to train, have a good diet etc etc.

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I think basically stop denonising unions. I’ve been hesitant to join mine, as I don’t want to be seen as a trouble maker. Funnily I’ve already received my ‘last promotion’ at 56. I could shit on the marble floor and not get sacked (because vital skills). However, simply displaying solidarity with my younger colleagues would be deemed ‘offensive’. Two more years and nearing retirement, I think I’ll let rip

Whenever I hear the initial number of people who die in an incident in China. I take the number, double it, and change the unit. It’s normally not far off. ie 3 = 60.

A taking the pill

I find it amazing as a country with the right to bear arms, you’re all such a shit shot. When it comes to Ronald.

Non-binary?

Teams, and the usual channels.

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Slipper, in the summer.

I have a full UK licence, and I’m thinking of learning it. It’s one of those things, it sounds interesting for QRP etc. However I’m the same, I rarely speak to anyone anyway!

KFC is bang average in the UK. Popeyes (UK) blows it out of the water.

They don’t make music like this anymore… Half a dozen similar bands rocking it on 6Music/KEXP etc rn.

It’s a tool. Don’t be a tool.

“Fuck you, I do what you tell me!”

Something something footlong

Choose ‘your’ newspaper wisely, even then don’t trust it blindly, seek the opposite viewpoint. Form an opinion.

Decimal point error

At least his wife wasn’t in bed.