My feed right now.

Just one more Stardew update bro. I swear it’s finished, just one more update.

I agree. I miss my thumbnails. Gotta go, I’m smoking Winstons in my Pontiac.

Blue tits. Birds, yeah, but also certain types of bondage.

Jackalope

Leave it and turn it into a soup kitchen.

Fudgsicleius

Shit. Maybe I’ve already had a lobotomy then because that sounds familiar, lol. Maybe I should hope for Down syndrome instead.

I appreciate the sentiment though.

I don’t know if I can ever truly be happy again. Not without a lobotomy.

How about “How’d you know my roommate’s name??”

That’s close enough for me.

I just woke up so I can’t formulate it, but there’s some joke about chivalry having an extramarital affair in my presence.

Exactly, lol. That’s noble, right?

Trust me, been there and it wasn’t for me.

I posted the full story in another comment, but that is the jist of it

I finally read the entirety of your comment, as I had wrongly assumed you had just quoted me the whole time (might wanna check your markup btw)

But yes, I’ve been sober for 7 years now. We maintain a loose friendship, like stereotypical men do with one another; he did not sleep with the girl, but his wife did sleep with her boss a few years after this whole kerfuffle. Is that irony?

Also maybe make sure there’s a second friend nearby at all times.

“You think I’m going to just let you ruin your marriage? You’re my best friend. I’ll kill you you stupid bastard.”

She slept with her boss a couple years later. Guess you can’t win em all.

A lot of whiskey and rum, lol

No but seriously, yeah. It was pretty stupid.