I always talk to the cops.

“So, interrogate here often?”
“That uniform really makes your eyes pop!”
“Wanna go to the cells, big guy?”
“I will confess if you can make me scream.”

You know it

First time seeing a video on lemmy. I’ve been using it for 5 years now.

And what will you do with me after your triumphant capture? Will you feed me? Play with me? Take me on walks? I demand responsibility.

How devilishly cheeky of you.

I like the flowers in the back.

I always wanted to be a delivery man. If they invite me and I get to play with their console and eat some of the food.

You are one of the good ones little guy.

I’m not afraid. Let them try. I lived under this oppressing close-minded conservative islamic Turkish government for 10 years while being gay. They are no match for my removedry.

🥺

PB&J, fresh veggies and water? I rather dig the trash.

Bottom, you can see the carpet on the steps are worn out.

Something something first they came for the something something

Lemmy political pov: the universe should be free and open source