Thank you!!

Finally. ty.

“Enorabuena!” It’s used in some countries, but is extremely rare in mine.

Thank you. I just looked it up and it’s gold.

I have a few. One is “That’s what I always tell them”, sometimes followed by “but they don’t listen” usually when being insulted or critiqued. I’m also a big fan of saying “why not?” when someone asks me “why?”. The other doesn’t translate to English very well. I guess “huzzah!” or “commendations!” are close, but they don’t capture the tone and how obscure the original is.

I like you.

Ok whatever but where’s the meme template from?

Oh. Interesting. Thank you.

Tell me you learnt to cook to get laid without saying you learnt to cook to get laid.

“If you play your cards right, I might let you taste my steak au poivre ;)”

Can we really trust Google, though?

If there is anyone who is a weirdo you are the weirdoer of the weirdos. I have lots of guns and sexual activity and everything that is or can be construed as a symbol of my genitalia or secondary sexual traits are extremely large things that all people that matter admire and I derive great human value from having them!

Is your brain not samrt? The group of people I consort and share a sense of identity with is better than the group of people you consort and share a sense of identity with, therefore my ideas are bigger and better than yours.

Do yourself a favor and ask the sacred tortured suicide god-man-jew Jesus Christ for forgiveness today and maybe you won’t end up suffering the consequences I was scared with for being bad as a child!

Oh, and also I am officially accusing you of being a moth (you weirdo).

It’s true though.

I do, but what’s comeuppance?

I like you.

Is your instance ok?

Oh so it’s ok to have prejudices, spread misinformation and call me stuff without my consent but not moths? There is clearly no difference between my ability to defend myself and a moth’s. You’re just plain being unreasonable.

You have arbitrarily chosen moths as some kind of weird sacred symbol of what you truly value and now they cannot be referred to in any way except those that follow your own convictions determine worthy of them. Does this sound familiar?

Why don’t you people spare us the drama and do your little rituals of veneration in a big building with some kind of thought authority figure within a thought authority hierarchy that all do your weird little rituals with your weird little words and leave the rest of us the fuck alone so we can go to our savior Jesus Christ’s church in peace without you pushing moths on our children?

MOTHS ARE LITTLE. DEAL WITH IT.

I’m from latin america. My single privilege is not being from africa.

That’s what all moths always say according to me and they must be reminded they are little regardless of consent because I decide who is and isn’t what and everyone must hear me.

Maybe natural selection chooses for moth obedience too.

Sorry, no moths allowed. This is a moth free zone. I do not condone mothdom and I reserve my right to unmoth the mothed.