Jesus, it’s like you were in the room when it happened…

Money is speech.

So shut the fuck up, peasants, and let the people with money talk.

–Citizens United Decision

fix

Which is why it won’t happen.

Turns out Elon has a face, and leopards are going to do what leopards are going to do.

I wonder if that could be used on billionaires that threaten the “big, beautiful bill ™”?

Oh, this is going to get good, isn’t it?

$50 says they’re not Americans.

This republic has really gone bananas.

Oh, honey…

Says someone who will remove belts, shoes, and all metal objects and wait for hours to get the chance to sit inside of one.

It’s a pretty fucked up name if you ask me, specifically.

Marketers never sleep.

(because of the cocaine)