I’ve never had to be the one to call, which is good, my brain and words would just be going “the thingy is doing thingy! Help!”

Closest as we smelled burning in the house and called the non emergency number. Fire department is literally within walking distance but they sent an entire truck…

A wooden spoon had fallen in the dishwasher and into the heating element. It was smoldering.

Another day, another doctors appointment. This time in the middle of the day so I’ll be sleepy. Oh well.

We got an air popper and some kernals and dear lord that thing pops. Half a cup makes one of my large bowls full of popcorn. And so far each batch has only had like two unpopped!

I drizzled a little butter and salt on this second batch and its great.

I am getting better at making perfect snowboys in Animal Crossing New Horizons! It’s great.

If a guy wants kids then he’s not the guy for me! But no, clearly I’ll change everything to get a guy!

I’m sorry I’m advance! It sucks! I hope your partner finds a good one! I’m limited by my insurance so maybe they’ll have more luck!

Maybe after my 20th wedding anniversary they’ll consider it. Briefly. Before changing to “but you’re so close to menopause now, just wait!”

Rrrrraaaage

It’s not always male gynos. It’s often female ones as well :<

Because it’s often mentioned I’ll find someone who will want them

But I’ve been with the same guy who also doesn’t so just take out the uterus eeeee

Sometimes it’s “what if you find a new guy who wants them” which is insulting. Like I’d dump this one or something

It’s wild to me just how much gut biome does! Human bodies are so cool!

And I’m still denied my requests to “just rip out my uterus I’m not using it dear lord please” despite being with the same guy for 20 years. Hhhh

The kitten was back on the blanket today, after whining about it! And today I had no appointments so I got to be near the baby for several hours!

Seems she’s a cat that doesn’t mind a little movement so luckily I could move my legs a bit when they were getting stiff.

The sound of a squirrel outside was what broke the cuddles. Not even my sneezing scared her away!

Disabled people are so often treated like children and it just sucks.

…I should at least bake some holiday cookies.

Knowing I passed with an 80 for the Food Manager Safety Cert and that’s not the lowest it can be and pass, I understand some fast food places near me better.

Depends entirely on damage and packaging. Outer packaging that’s just ablative armor? It’s fine. Packaging was torn a bit but the food is safe being exposed to the elements (like bread or crackers) fine maybe. Food that needs to be packaged to be safe at room temperature? Noooo.

One wants a red pizza, the other a white pizza

I keep telling her cuddles are very good and all kitties need them to be healthy, but all she does is look up at me with big round eyes that do not understand but know I’m talking gently to her so she slow blinks at me and I stop yammering and slow blink back!

The overlap between the memes for both those things is huge!

The kitten snuggled up next to me on the blanket yesterday. She hates touching the blanket! She hates snuggles! I nearly cried when I realized I couldn’t just stay there all day and nap with her, I had yet another doctors appointment!

But hey I have a new gyno now and they’re keeping me on the depo shot and the insurance approved that (insurance sometimes is an ass about the depo shot)

Also husband got the Sea of Legends board game and one of the expansions and despite me having the brain of soup, the game was fun! I’m excited to play more!

You don’t drink or eat anything in the fae realms! That’s how they get you and you’ll never get out!

I believe it’s the days of Hanukkah but time zones routinely confound me!

When I played I was a chef! Often I just ghosted though in order to learn more. Follow people around, see what they do. Helped my autistic brain so I felt better about fucking shit up.

Loved my chef knife. Stupid mice eating my banana bread!