how much are plane tickets to egypt?

well at least your bio is accurate

Tell me you don’t know anything about the US without telling me.

Maybe solar adoption is so slow because the powers that be don’t understand how to generate electricity without boiling water.

Before it fell off the ice stuck behind my tire was pitch black

Honestly sounds great.

Moral of the story: If the Gods give you a bull, fuck it before it gets your wife pregnant.

i suck behind a 7-11

Yeah. Social media.

my favorite part of 2002 was all the “never forgetti september eletti” while ALSO everyone was frantically airbrushing the twin towers out of movie posters to not make people remember

but the kid is not my son

The ocean is a soup.

I never did acid and I’m still a worthless sack of shit so maybe the acid has nothing to do with anything.

Like a hercules beetle.

The economy will survive if businesses aren’t open for a day or two in places the weather is angry

Yes it can.

This is exactly what you should say to someone with a lot of plants.

Calamity

Da ba de da ba di

Haiku