It doesn’t get clicks, meaning ad views, meaning profit.

Religious grounds. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to go there. And it’s private, so no federal funds that come with strings attached.

Funny thing, both of those can change too. I was blond when I was a kid, now my hair is brown, and when I’m old it’ll be gray.

If that behavior is typical, he belongs in a home, certainly not Congress.

For a generous definition of “original”.

Edit: very generous, since it’s just new text on the second panel in https://xkcd.com/1269/