Let’s be real here. This is Florida man we’re talking about, these things are not going to, and were never intended to, be fed to anyone or anything other than Florida man himself.

You do have 2 holes on either side that meet the middle and are continuous from 1 end to the other. So yeah, you are the weirdest of donuts.

Maybe he was laying down while reading his phone.

Everyone knows the classic CHiPs style police bike from TV and movies. The white front fender and gas tank kind of evokes that memory.

You’d hang it next to the onion which was the style at the time.

No, that’s a parakeet. Your thinking of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman’s body that secrete milk after pregnancy.

I’m right there with you bro… I too know that feeling when you are wearing your normal clothes on Halloween and someone asks you what you are dressed up as…

Then there’s that whole pesky legal thing where the president is not allowed to start wars without Congressional approval…

I really miss the good old days, back when GW was the worst president in modern history and I honestly thought that he would be the worst president of my lifetime… Wow, I really miss him and his gross incompetence…

That’s pretty cool. However, no human has ever won by more than 15min, and every horse has a 15min delay built into their times. So even the biggest winning margin of nearly 11 minutes would have lost to the horse if they had started at the same time.