I didn’t know masturbation was a requirement. I always thought it was just consuming pornographic content at an excessive rate

Okay but that’s kinda adorable

Fun fact! The reason this happens isn’t because you weren’t paying attention but because your brain “chooses” which things to remember and doing something monotonous like driving the same stretch of road you always drive causes the brain to sometimes just dump the memory of doing so.

You were conscious the whole time your brain just decided it wasn’t worth remembering.

There’s too much automation and it’s not only making people dumber but causes more expensive problems.

It can be both.

I bring this up every time people talk about vehicle sizes and people always treat me like a conspiracy theorist.

Holy shit this comment section is either all bots or there’s a whole section of lemmy that goes out of its way to deliberately ignore the comedic irony of this.

I hate it because it’s ai. You hate it because it’s “homophobic??”

As if portraying someone who hates lgbtq people as being lgbtq is anything more than making fun of them for hating lgbtq people.

Is it any different than censored words in TV shows or movies? You hear pretty much the entire word with just a single syllable beeped out that for me at least immediately fills with the correct syllable effectively making the censorship pointless.

This wasn’t supposed to come off as “defeatism” just that people ignore these truths and want to act like the majority of people aren’t being blatantly ignored suppressed.

Got banned from reddit for telling someone to crawl back into their hole (which is apparently a euphemism for telling someone to kill themselves???) for defending circumcision while saying female genital mutilation was unacceptable.

They thought mutilating baby penises was fine but not baby vaginas. So I called out the hypocrisy and told them to “crawl back into [their] hole”.

Been here ever since.

People like to conveniently forget about gerrymandered voting maps and the ever growing influence rich people have over the govt through lobbying and bribes.

The US has been an oligarchal democracy for decades now where the individuals vote means nothing as everything will be decided behind the scenes by the “elite” class.

Aisha Tyler is that you?

Imo it’s because people don’t treat driving as dangerously as they should.

You’re driving a multi ton death machine. You should act like it. Be attentive of your surroundings and follow the fuckin rules.

I’m not saying that’s the only reason. Crazy people gonna be crazy but I’d bet it’s one of the biggest causes of road rage.

All I can say is 90% of the people working there literally do not care about anything. It’s like a factory assembly line where you just mindlessly go through the motions and if you mess up who tf cares.

The worst part is it happens on a consistent basis and the same people always come back just to complain again

Ironically I currently work at McDonald’s and could not give a single fuck less about what customers do anymore.

The burnout is real 😮‍💨

The town I used to live in has to have signs in the laundromat to remind people to check their pockets for ammo.

Apparently they’ve had to replace a couple dryers.

This is how we ended up with Trump again btw.

I’m autistic, have adhd, am neither right or left handed, and am a sociopath.

I didn’t choose the weird life, the weird life chose me, I just accepted it.

The fact that games act like climbing doesn’t exist. You reach a path blocked by a small rock that any normally able bodied human could climb and it just pisses me off.

Like Pokémon games with a rock you could easily just walk around but noooo you gotta travel to this other town to get a special item or learn a special skill to get around this thing you could easily climb over or walk around.