I would wear a sombrero all day, just because.

Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head

A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.

No more half-assed phone miniaturization?

What exactly is “pilk”´?

It’s either that, or Legalese has an enormously low entropy.

Hestekor!!

They craved an honest politican. They got one.
I mean, apart from all the tax avoidance, tax evasion, grift, graft and sinecures.

No, no. “Arrest.”
As in “stop in his tracks.”

MorphOS for me, which is API-compatible with AmigaOS up to version 3.1, but really snazzy in comparison, plus more “normal” hardware options.

This one always makes me melancholic:

Such a big turning point in time, captured on a photograph.

Welcome ex-Redditors, and please leave these at the door:

• confused/ sad $human noises
• $thing intensifies
• /s

Imma do this, but in Europe.
Kind of related: the largest supermarket in my hometown used to put “country of origin” flags next to wine bottles only. Now they’re expanding them, aisle after aisle, to everything, it seems.

More from German:
“Das ist mir X” = “It is X to me,”
where X = banane, brot, bumbel, bums, egal, gleich, latte, pisse, relativ, schnuppe, schnurz, schwanz
(banana, bread, booger, fuck, equal, same, boner/slat, piss, relative, meteor/snuff, ?, tail/dick)

I’m getting a sort of buffer underrun when doing routine so I’ll always try and make trivial tasks or busywork faster, more efficient, or superfluous through process design. When I cannot do that, I’ll listen to music or podcasts, that helps somewhat.
The main drawback of this condition is that many employers think I simply “like to work” and bury me in even more busywork.