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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023

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  • Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.

    They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.

    Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)