Until I read the second paragraph, I thought it was stating that the step grandfather was trying to teach them how to apply eyeliner with a chainsaw.

If the foo shits…

Wear it

Eve ryday.

What kind of bean? Don’t most varieties we eat today come from the Americas?

True, and it’s just as relevant today as it was back then.

I lived in the southeast near the coast and these stickers were everywhere. Now I live in the PNW and they’re nowhere to be seen. And yet, Confederate flags are semi regular and I fear I will never escape the sound of mainstream country music…

Agreed, though I go back and forth depending on how depressed I am in a given moment.

Pippi Longstocking would like a word…

I was thinking Minecraft’s villagers vs illagers/pillagers, but I think yours is even better