ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]

Since they can’t see Hexbear comments on their instance, just showing what it looks like on theirs

Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes

I’ve leaked the source code

function wrong_calculator(actual_answer) {
    return actual_answer + Math.floor(Math.random() + 0.5);
}

My favorite is green salt … nice yummy uranium

If you mention that the US directly caused Putin to get in power and have the amount of power he has, they might explode

That is a spoiler though???

We don’t have a spoiler Markdown like Reddit (>!not a spoiler!<) or Discord (||also not a spoiler||) and the dropdown is literally called “spoiler”

You should probably backpedal on this before you start framing Israel-Palestine as an interimperialist war