Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Large numbers of hairless apes with pointy sticks? I think I just found a solution to our billionaire problem.

Hahahahaha get rekt fascist idiot

He’ll be back.

Ah, the fancy comma. I’m not a fan.

Sounds about right. I lost about a pound a day doing keto but I felt pretty foggy, lazy, and constantly hungry the whole time.

Basically just cut all the carbs and sugar out of your diet, that will put your body into ketosis so it’s burning fat for energy.

Don’t do this for too long and make sure to take vitamins while you’re doing it.

She knew she married a gamer, but didn’t know what that meant.

You smell that? It smells like…freedom.

Haha Shartzer

Shipping migrants to third party countries so they can end up in labor camps…I feel like I’ve heard this tune before.

This has to be fucking illegal, it feels like a crime against humanity.

Zendaya? More like Zendaya 🤌

Is it like a fish hotdog or something?

I believe it’s best expressed through song

Today you are learning it’s not normal to lock children away with no food or water.

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