Connect it to the mustache?

It also disappears from your hands. Monkey paw that wish!

Compost bin.

This is going on his resume. This will be used as an answer on an interview question. Nothing more than that, really.

This is where two balls comes in handy.

It is what it is.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

WD-40 and 3-in1 Oil, the olive oil and vinegar of the handyman world.

Sorry, ifixit says this repair requires hands.

You can replace them, but not fairly easy. Squeezing three delicate, rolled up ribbon cables through the hinge without tearing is not a job for adults with hands.