Winter_Oven

The Human Croncher

Just for you:

this…hurt a bit more than I thought it would.

lift
flat
chipped

literally like writing in sand, and then writing over what you wrote over and over and over again, until you can’t even recognize what you wrote.

And then the waves washes everything off.

ad for stranger things season 5?

imagine if the entire function is a single if-else statement which they kept adding onto, but could never refactor lest everything crashes down and burn.

The council greets you

Oh wow I was expecting something cryptic, but it’s literally like the instructions behind a noodle pack, but for organic chemistry.

petition to make ewwphoria official

oh I see I thought you were going to say something like they could only go through the walls because they had asbestos in them

Damn, that title tho

wasn’t impressed by the gun hands dracula, and then got sucker punched by the one in the title

repeat the second panel as the next one

What do you call it if when you spill the glass, the instant reaction is 2, but it autocorrects to 1, and your basically 20/20 hindsight caught all that in 4K, and replays the whole shebang a second time just for fun while the glass is still clattering on the ground?

using this to attract new ICE recruits /s

oi you didn’t need to put that image out there in the world

you could have just kept that to yourself

Oh my god I suddenly remembered a laugh, but I don’t remember if it was insincere or not.

I remember Markiplier mentioning some TV show host laughing as if he was possessed. It was when he played Phasmophobia.

If I remember, I’ll come back with the exact person in a couple of hours.

we come in “peace”

looks at my corgi

sees it smoking a blunt, becoming longer and longer

Make every step count.