Satan IS woke! He wants you to have knowledge and think for yourself! He wants you to be a responsible adult and live your best life. All God wants is blind obedience, and to suffer in this life in order to spent eternity locking his feet in the afterlife.

Omg! That’s the answer! I need to change to a 1-976-xxx-xxxx number. $1 to call, and an additional $1/min.

Run. Run fast. Even leaving the blatant misogyny aside.

You don’t have a “man.” You have a manbaby. He wants mommy to support him while he chases an unrealistic fantasy in a ridiculous way. You’ll also be expected to clean, cook, and fuck while you work full time and he makes zero contributions.

Let him try streaming in the evenings. If he makes 1/2 a McDonalds fry cook’s salary within the first year /then/ let him quit his real job.