She came from a pretty messed up family. Not as bad as some but there was some pretty gross stuff going on. We dated for a long time, maybe 7 or 8 years. We got married, she was safe. And she started to grow and seek therapy. She grew into herself and it turned out we didn’t love each other anymore.

Actually it’s not even good for that. Too much polyester.

Ha. To be fair, it was a joke gift, and I’ve only worn it once, to the givers house. I only keep it because every now and then I leave it out when we’re going out to tease my wife.