I didn’t want kids til I met my wife when I was 38. I knew she was the one pretty early on and I knew that if I wanted to to keep dating her I’d have to reconsider my position. I had my first kid at 40 and my 2nd is on the way, and being a father is awesome.

I ended a 5 1/2 year relationship because I didn’t want kids with her. The partner you’re with definitely matters.

Thanks nice of them to put out water for my 18mo kid

I’m not hot. I’m not ugly, but also not hot and had plenty of dates from dating apps when I was on them.

Good job, not a slob, decent bio, and quality photos of myself.

I was also really selective in who I swiped on. I didn’t swipe right on every hot chick. I swiped right on girls I found attractive and best guess from profile lifestyles were similar.

I went out with plenty of attractive women, hooked up with a handful and dated a few. I also went out on plenty of bad dates, the girl who carried a dead lizard she found on the ground. The autistic racist. The girl with gnarly teeth.

Then I randomly met my wife through a coworker.

I’d bet my right nut The only time you’ve ever thought about women’s sports in your life before the trans sports outage was to make fun of it.

https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

The 2nd one isn’t bad if it wasn’t trump and he hadn’t said all the creepy things about her or raped other little girls and women.

And they also don’t know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

Not your shoe but has the wide toe box and I’ve had a couple pairs and love them. They have a lot of other styles as well but this is the kind I have. I actually ordered a new pair while looking for the link. https://a.co/d/g3lv7Ye

Yikes

Are you me!!??!!

Dungeon crawl classic, start with 3-5 level 0 chars each and hope the best rolled character survives the initial onslaught. Using magic is dangerous, a miscast spell could leave you disfigured or worse. Thick boy rule book.

We have a no baby shark rule, my daughter hasn’t latched onto it yet. Whenever it comes on Spotify skip it but sometimes I start singing along before I realize what I’m doing.

Have them watch too many cooks.

I put it on for myself(42) the other day it took all my will to not turn it off 3 mins in, I broke by 25 mins and turned it off. I then mocked my buddy who said it wasn’t bad(he has 2 boys in prime Minecraft movie age).

I have an 18 month old girl with another on the way, not looking forward to whatever her equivalent frozen/Minecraft movie is. But I have also sung more wheels on the bus than I can stand.

He said Latin not lying

Coming in last was better than coming in second 😔