Thanks for not sodomizing yourself at the breakfast table.

A good effort at an balloon animal would result in better taxidermy

Where is the convicted human traffickers, Tate brothers? Why are they there? Who is responsible? What hot topic are they caught in??
in a game of a thousand cuts, when do we slash back??

Those go on pizza

For lunch? Great. Tomorrow? Okay. The next day? That soggy ass bread is gonna be worthless. Next day? Mold.

Seems more like satire than a comedy. Maybe OP just hates smoking/smokers

this is why we always, always need the /s. some people require it…

The carbon monoxide sets me at ease

AI?! Won’t they shit their armchairs in rage!?

This is why every conservative is awash in talking points against unions. Fear, or lack of critical thinking, depending on how lost they are

That’s just the slogan for their entire base. That and
WE ARE ALL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS
Shitstains, the lot of em

Y’all put so many butthole themed posts in my feed it’s even showing up where it’s not, look at that puckered orifice

like arguing for slave labor a la chinese labor market, to compete!! we cannot entertain a race to the bottom, that is already being done, as a species

Holy shit. I can read German Wie gehts meine hunde

Things go quite well with high order direction and guidance. Don’t have that somewhere? You’ll spend an hour learning and gaining that experience, or you can turn off your high order guidance brain and thrash the llm you haven’t rate limited to maybe work it out in it’s own.

Sounds like they want meemaw and peepaw driving their own hearse

Supercalifragi-depressed

Grok, define entrance…

What, the tit popping out of the things tight dress didn’t scare you out of your pants like it did back in the day?

But all the good buildings are concrete and steel! The combustible architecture is for peasants only