Green: “We think everyone should exist peacefully together.”
Orange: “We believe you should all be shot!”
This shithead: “Why don’t you two find a way to meet in the middle?”
AeronMelon
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Cake day: December 26th, 2023
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When people say, “Ew, a skeleton.” but they also have a skeleton:
58·15 hours ago“Hello, I’m a very normal person who is definitely human. Please tells how to prepare the poultry larvae for consumption.”
“Goodnight, son.”
“Oh, dad, by the way, I need to rent a tuxedo for class tomorrow. It’s part of my grade.”
Frieren: “This is where my journey ends.”
49·24 hours agoThe Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much of Japan is in Japan.
If her family can live off of the LazyTown residuals, then I would never work again either.
No, he is number one.
17·1 day agoReverend is just another word for pastor/preacher. He was the leader of his church, whichever word people prefer to use.
35·2 days agoI love how the go-to pirate theme song is a 50/50 split between Disney and LazyTown.
6·2 days agoLwaxana wants one thing, and it’s fucking Picard!
No need to talk to me about YouTube or TikTok if I don’t even let my kid use them in the first place.
1·2 days agoIt’s also neat to see how much ferret is actually in a ferret.
“I’ve seen a horse fly…”
It’s hard to get people to donate blood at all, and O is the rarest type. It probably happens a lot. And if they’re out of something else, O is universal blood so maybe some gets used for a guy with AB-. But people with O can only take O.
There’s a dozen of us! Exactly a dozen!
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