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2AM

Six tits?? They said it couldn’t be done! We just need MORE POWER!!

Sometimes you get weekends off

Gorn.

Dear valued customer,

Please enjoy this delicious tungsten cube to consume with your <bag of chips>.

You wouldn’t want your code throw an exception

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

No, Bith!

Uh, I mean… Oh no! All my uranium was, like, totally destroyed!

I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

You see, Chips are deep fried slices of potato, but Chips are …