This guy can vote and drive.

Because average reading comprehension is poor. I had to start doing the same thing in work emails so that people would actually read them, because if I didn’t they would ignore standard paragraphs that just register as lorem Ipsum text blocks to them.

But would she have a split diff?

“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”

Fly high, moot. Be free.

Does truth social have an app?

Just wait until it inexplicably bursts into flame after getting bogged down, like a bowl of cereal made by Homer Simpson.