I’m reminded of some sage advice an elder said in my youth… “don’t want none, don’t start none”

Yeah I married one that has always been loud af and ready to scrap with anyone, especially me.

Like, that’s all they are doing any of it for other than the bigotry. That they do for the love of it.

Yep, look like all the older moms around here in Oklahoma

It’s true, I used to be a yellow jacket

I am so disappointed in Reddit. Never going back. Why does every fun digital playground have to turn to shit eventually.

Oh hell yeah

Negative, ghost rider

You prefer the right side ear hole? Weirdo.

None of y’all are horny looking at this?

So a black hill.

So we really like you and we were wondering

The guy robbing the bank letting me grab a sucker and leave because my shoes indicate I’m not in the class he’s mad at

I’d let you on but Mr muffins doesn’t like you and I prioritize my vengeful piss machine that behaves exactly like a methhead every night at 3am.

This, but I’m building a bocce ball court in the back yard to get closer to the plants I need to repot but it’s giving me anxiety because there’s so many. So instead I dig a hole in the yard 40x10 while blasting Pheobe Bridgers

Right? Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of your own predictable greed and corruption

It’s like averaging out anything- the temperature of your porridge is the average of all porridges, the new movie you’ve been waiting for just uses the most common tropes in its writing, the quality of sex you’ll have next is the average of all sex you’ve already had

Cancer roulette

Passive income

If you get 10 bros to sign up on the app and they upload verification dick pics, we will send you a free pair of truck nuts and a gator mask that is signed by RFK and whoever is in charge of ICE on the day the items are shipped out