Melllvar

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

That’s terrible

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

Carthago delenda est!

You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

I’ve still got my Nintendo 64, and I sometimes boot up Goldeneye for old time’s sake.

One cannot reign innocently: the insanity of doing so is evident. Every king is a rebel and a usurper.

-Louis Antoine de Saint-Just, 1792

Or, put in modern terms: There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

Left4Dead

Fatal flaw: Versus mode (PvP) with random strangers is almost always awful. Only well-balanced teams of roughly equal skill can have a good time, which is unlikely when playing with randos.

As opposed to the co-op campaigns where it’s OK if some players are better than others because we’re all on the same team and a good player can carry several n00bs.

It could certainly be used as evidence in your favor. Whether it by itself would be enough to exonerate you would depend on things like the evidence against you and how much weight the jury gave to your records.

These are known as souvenir plots. Generally, you aren’t buying the land, but rather you’re buying a contractual right to prevent the actual owner from developing the land.

You fart continuously while using it.

The value of the DNS is that we all use the same one. You can declare independence, but you’d lose out on that value.

Americans are not the caricatures of evil and malice you seem to think we are.

The topic at hand is wheelchair accessibility, though.

Are you referring to something specific?

Of all the things you could reasonably criticize the US over, wheelchair accessibility ain’t one of them. Especially compared to Europe.

That’s actually pretty articulate and respectful for a hexbear user.