Oompa loompa do ba dee doo

Can almost taste the worms!

And have never been specifically fucked over by one really unlikable person

There are only 2 things I can’t stand…

I forgot about the WoW, pretty much the highlight of the era

I was an incredibly awkward high school student in 2007. Coincidentally, I think that’s the year I really got into alcohol…

I’m trying to think of a single example and I’m struggling

Imagine, if you will, the possibility of NOT increasing prices 50% to give us the “additional value” of shit we don’t want.

I was happy paying for games, but suddenly I’m extremely willing to get back into piracy. Fucking weird, right?

There is no way an Xbox would continue to work after blocking MS servers

So boring, no democratic president would ever be associated with pedophilia!

Until it isn’t, don’t forget both sides are shitty (just not equally so)

YouTube comments are insane, any popular channel has several obvious bit posts within minutes. They all use the same words, emojis, and profile pictures. They all have actual porn in their profiles. It would be incredibly easy to stop, but google doesn’t give a shit about their user’s safety.