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hmm, another udder fetishist, we see you

what you been wearing bro? most clothing is soft.

nah, just another farmer with an udder fettish, these guys are freaks

Just do it, don’t make it a malarky.

I’ve got dry skin, but I don’t wear makeup.

It’s a non issue, we like you as you are.

No need to impress.

I wear skiiny stretchy jeans, its a thing

There is this southern USA .american competition to catch a greased pig.

I;ve had GF’s with agressive facial regimes, They were obsessed.

I don’t care about the spots, just come to bed you fucking weirdo.

The obsession of self is so unhealthy. We love you as you are.

I want them to fit, it’s not a style.

how so my friend?

I Don’t care about fashion

Looks like a Dyson, I’d dream of killing Dyson if I was a dog. Fuck Dyson.

Please don’t do serated, They are shit, just get 1 5-7 inch proper knive, keep it sharp and get on with your life.

I have 2 knives, they will last my life.

I am a carpenter so keeping my chisels/planes sharp is important for my work.

I use the same diamond stone on both my work equip and my home knives.

I want them sharp.

Yes, I clean my chisels.

“you have to sharpen me, you will find out why”

I am not conversant in NZ vernacular, I am a simple brit.

Edit: But I learn, thx

Yeah, my Dad used the word “droll” to describe me to. ;)

That’s really funny, thanks.

Milk shit?

lol, if Pluto was sentient. I like it.

Not unique to USA, it’s a cult thing and a load of hype.

These people are made to feel special, just for one day.

It’s a cult thing.