\[DUMBASS]/

*Starts ramming the truck with my car*

I legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.

Because I’m a masochist and I refuse to be forced out by incompetence.

You can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.

Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.

I dunno, can you?

Hey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.

Hahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.

Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.

Ok.

Do it, it’s so much fun.

The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.

Nice.

slings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’

Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.

The dogs a chihuahua who thinks it fought in the Vietnam war.

Ninja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.

After a couple of hours you start hoping some shithead kid comes in and messes the store up so you have something to actually do.

Explain this to my dumbass please.

This is why people get hit with a frypan.

She’s not cleaning because the floors dirty, she’s just trying to pass the time, when I worked at a small shop that got fuck all customers, I cleaned that floor so much, I think I stripped the top layer off.