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Nah, that’s got a massive hole in it.

Is it the light or the UV rays that kill them, because if it’s just the UV rays, we have technology that can block them now.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, big strong leader y’all got there.

Like father like son?

Cheers, same to you!

Figured I’d let people know the calibre of person they’re interacting with.

oh nah, it sounds like bears talking.

The old, Am I having a stroke or is it just Germany waking up.

I’m hard of hearing and Hollywood insists on making dialogue bearly audible, so I need to use subtitles to understand wtf the character just mumbled.

Also, she doesn’t suck at eating popcorn, that’s the suprise popcorn you find after you’ve demolished the rest of the popcorn.

I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I’m too lazy to plan shit.

You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I think I need to give my username up to this guy.

What about party busses?

Ohh really, it goes:

get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you’ll be hearing
from my lawyer
you’re getting fired
where’s your manager
now I’m being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.

Get fucked! For real!

I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it’s talk shit about Coldplay week again!

I didn’t choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.

They’re boring, he’s a bit of a twat, they’ve been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won’t stop playing them.

this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.

So, you’d help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?

What budget are we working with, like what’s the most you’d be happy to spend on this?