Not their marriage to each other, but I went to my dad’s second wedding, when I was in my twenties. Nice guerrilla ceremony at an art museum

They even do live shows in their studio along with interviews of the bands, really great station

Big fig wasp

Literally my plans tomorrow

It turns out you can just buy psychological validation at the store

One day I realized I had been hearing it at least hourly on the radio while driving delivery and some switch in my head flipped. Can’t stand it. I want to never hear it again. I’ve heard Black Hole Sun more times in my life than I want to and that amount needs to stop getting higher

Wrapped my 4yo in a big towel on the way back from the hotel pool and shortly after challenged him to a race to our room. He immediately tripped on the towel and hit his head because his arms were under the towel. Fortunately just got a bump and some rug burn on his forehead

You have to sample the rum to make sure it’s worthy of going in the cake

I argue with the genie that they actually promised to grant me infinite wishes

Missed that one, got a link?