The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency

More like 6969 and the 5 is a red herring

Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can fix her

Just a little uppies, as a treat

The DM rolled a 3: Fear Ray

At first I was afraid…

Then the DM rolled an 8: Petrification Ray

…I was petrified

And the person failed their saving throws, resulting in the above conditions.

Why benefit lot people later when few rich guy get richer now?

Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone and you’re just supposed to pretend they aren’t overstepping boundaries.

Hirohito: I’ve made a huge mistake

The moths will continue until morale improves

What upside down bit?

This is the internet, horniness is inevitable

“Did I list stuttering as a symptom?”