It’s just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you’re hanging out with ants

That’s my favorite part 😆

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad

Maldives bad

Seychelles bad

Bahrain bad

Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you’re bastard people

I’m gonna go home and bite my pillow

“Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (slams phone into receiver)